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[forensicks]

[Walter has recorded a video message from the point of view of someone who has just come through the door into his cabin and sees Walter at his desk in the chair turned around to face the viewer. He gives a little salute-wave.]

Didn't get me. But nice try.

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Text, afternoon on June 1

[musicdied]

Is that copier in the library available for anyone to use, or is it staff-only?

[forensicks]

As exciting as it might be to set up some kind of wards or keys or traps, the copier room is very much anyone's game!

[musicdied]

I think I might be disappointed that it isn't guarded by a fire-breathing dragon.

Also amazed no one's gotten drunk and distributed copies of their ass to the entire Barge yet.

[forensicks]

There was an unsavory incident along those exact lines during the "no worries flood" a couple years ago. Perhaps we're overdue now. Is someone taking bets?

[musicdied]

Not yet. Maybe we should, it's more fun than betting how long before the next murder spree.

[forensicks]

My play-money is on something that draws on the "words of affirmation" love language, rather than the "physical touch" love language emphasized during the physical pleasantries in December.

[musicdied]

Better than acts of service.

Maybe we will all be compelled to give flowery compliments in iambic pentameter.

[forensicks]

Dare I hope for the "musical number" episode?

[musicdied]

Only if it comes with the miraculous ability for everyone to carry a tune.